I realize that you're probably all wanting more mouth-watering tales of adventure and mishap in the mystical far-East, or to hear about the latest in a long line of ridiculously horrible "English" t-shirts seen on people who don't appreciate the hilarity of their clothes, but you're not getting any of that right now. I also realize that you've waited a really long time for any updates at all, but you'll just have to wait a bit longer.
Today was our second anniversary.
What an awesome gal.
Mr and Mrs Sheppard, thank you on behalf of everyone who has ever met her, and from me personally on more levels and for more reasons than I have time to list here.
Thus concludes the most ridiculously over-simplified blog-post in the history of the internet.